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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[joyful music]

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Odie, there's supposed
to be food on this table.

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Do you see any food on this table?

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[Odie muttering]

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I have a horrible feeling.

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I know what Jon's doing
instead of making our lunch.

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[Hal on TV] And if you act right now,

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this lovely possum waxer can be yours!

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Finally, you can wax your possum

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with the possum waxer
the professionals use!

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Oh, no!

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He's watching
the All-Buying-Stuff Channel again.

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I don't have a possum.

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But if I did, I'd certainly make sure
it was professionally waxed.

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I've got to stop Jon from wasting
all his money on junk like that.

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Money he could be putting
to better use, like...

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feeding his cat.

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Hello, All-Buying-Stuff Channel?

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I'd like to order
ten possum waxers.

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[tuba]

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[Jon screaming]

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[Odie muttering]

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Where did I get the tuba?

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Jon bought it from the TV channel.

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He also bought
an automatic on-off machine.

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It turns itself on,
then it turns itself off.

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Then it turns itself on,
then it turns itself off.

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Then it turns itself on...

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This is all it does.
Then it turns itself off.

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Here's a two-year supply
of helium-filled sweat socks.

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That's useful.

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And this is a life-size statue
of Harlow P. Entwhistle,

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the inventor of the waterproof sponge.

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Oh! Thanks for stopping me, Garfield.

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I almost bought something
useless and expensive.

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-And not even edible.
-[Odie barking]

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I'm going to do something
to make sure that never happens again!

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I'm going to turn off that channel!

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And you'll love our next item.

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It's a cooling device
that requires no electricity!

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I don't have a cooling device
that uses no electricity.

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Too hot?

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Just use your portable cooling device

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that uses no electricity.

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Call now to order yours!

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I must call now to order mine.

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No! No!

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You must resist! Stop!

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And remember!

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You still have time to order

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this exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar!

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[barking]

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[Odie muttering]

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[Garfield] No, stop!

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You can't buy every stupid thing
they offer on TV!

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[screaming]
[crashing]

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They sell junk! They sell garbage!

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[Hal] How would you like to press
a button and have a fresh and hot pizza

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in less than thirty minutes?

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Meet

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the Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.

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They sell the greatest scientific
breakthrough in the history of mankind.

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Press this red button,

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follow directions,
and in just one half hour,

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you'll be feasting on pizza
just the way you like it.

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Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.

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Isn't science wonderful?

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Must have
Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.

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That's right,
I want to order a cooling device

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that uses no electricity.

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Oh, and a Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.

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-[Odie barking]
-Oh, right!

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And for my dog,
a diamond-studded flea collar!

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I'll give you my credit card number.

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Now, Odie,

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it takes time
for these things to arrive

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so don't get impatient.

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[Odie muttering]

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Where is it? I want it!

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Why isn't it here?

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I want it now, now, now!

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[sighing]

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[Odie moaning]

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[Garfield sighing]

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-Oh!
-[truck door slamming]

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[Garfield laughing]

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Here's my cooling device
that uses no electricity.

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Gee, I wonder how it makes things cold.

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Oh! All it is is a giant ice cube!

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[Odie growling impatiently]

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[disappointed moaning]

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Odie, where's your exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar?

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[Odie muttering]

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What's this?

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"Instructions for exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar:

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Put collar on flea."

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A flea collar that goes on the flea?

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That's a rip-off.

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[Odie angrily muttering]

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Hey, you guys are just mad
because you ordered the wrong things.

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I'm going to use
my Magnificent Mozzarella Machine

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to whip up the pizza of my dreams.

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"Press red button, follow directions.

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In just one half hour,

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you will have pizza
just the way you like it."

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Woohoo!

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Here it goes.

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"Call Vito's Pizzeria - 555-7392.

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They deliver."

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Excuse me.

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I have to go register
a serious complaint!

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[dramatic music]

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I've seen their ads.

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They promise
that if you're not satisfied,

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they'll cheerfully refund your money.

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[laughing] A refund! He wants a refund!

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[laughing loudly]

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[laughing] He thinks we'll give him
his money back!

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[laughing loudly]

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Well, at least they're cheerful.

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There must be someone here
who'll take this junk back.

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[laughing loudly]

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Hey, that cat went inside!

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He expects a refund!

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Nobody's ever gotten
a refund around here!

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[show tune]

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Don't delay, folks!

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Hurry right now
and order this spectacular

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Internet-ready cheese straightener!

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[duck cackling]

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Are we off the air?
[music stops] Good!

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Sold another couple thousand
pieces of junk, boss.

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Good work, Hal.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Some cat got into the studio.

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He wants a refund for something.

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[both] Refund?

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[laughing]

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There he is!

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[chase music]

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[screeching]

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[screaming]
[bowling strike]

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Here's the only thing this is good for.

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[rock music]

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"Shipping department."

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Let's see what's in here.

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I've got to find
whoever's in charge of this TV station.

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Maybe he can... [gasping]

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Oh, no!

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Bubble wrap!

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It's impossible to see bubble wrap
and not do this.

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[bubble wrap popping]

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[screeching]

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I think he went
into the shipping department.

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[bubble wrap popping]

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So, what's the next bit
of overpriced garbage I get to sell?

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This, I'm calling it
the Awesome Audio Appliance.

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It records and plays
any music or speech.

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You'll say it's computerized

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and digital and high-tech but really,

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it's an old tape recorder.

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I bought a ton of them
from a junkyard.

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They'll record and play
but not for long.

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But basically,
it's another piece of junk.

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Everything we sell on this station
is a piece of junk.

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-The idiots out there never catch on.
-[wooden floor cracking]

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Hey! There's the cat
they're looking for!

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[upbeat music]

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[bowling strike]

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[screeching]

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[bubble wrap popping]

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[rock music]

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I think I lost them!

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[screeching]
[screaming]

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I think they found me!

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Ah, got him!

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Let's take him to the boss.

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You can't live without one
of these Awesome Audio Appliances.

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Odie, if I've learned one thing,

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I'm never ordering again

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from the All-Buying-Stuff Channel.
-[Odie barking]

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They sell shoddy merchandise
and they lie and...

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Gee, that audio thing they're selling
looks awfully cool.

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[Odie muttering]

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-We caught the cat, boss.
-What should we do with him?

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Throw him out,
and don't give him his money back.

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I never give anyone
their money back, and you know why?

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Because people are stupid.

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They never catch on
that the stuff I sell is garbage.

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This Awesome Audio Appliance

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plays the most beautiful music.

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Listen.

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[recorded Hal] But basically,
it's another piece of junk.

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[recorded boss] Everything we sell
on this station is a piece of junk.

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The idiots out there never catch on.

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I have a feeling
they'll catch on now.

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I'll give you a refund, cat.

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Just get out of here.

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I'll go.

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But there's something else I want.

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The police received so many complaints

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about the All-Buying-Stuff Channel,
they're investigating.

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The owner must refund everyone
or go to jail.

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[Odie barking]

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Oh, it was nothing.

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The only thing is, well...

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I kind of enjoyed watching that station.

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Now that it's off the air,
I don't know what to do.

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I wouldn't leave 'til they gave me
a 3 year supply of bubble wrap.

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[bubble wrap popping]

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This is more fun than watching
the All-Buying-Stuff Channel.

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[Garfield] And a whole lot cheaper.

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[bubble wrap popping]
[Odie barking]

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-Odie you just did two!
-[Odie moaning]

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[bubble wrap popping]

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR